Title: I'll Come Meet Your Plane
Summary: Miles had always wanted to be the kind of person who got met at the airport.
Fandom: Gyakuten Saiban
Word Count: 293
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Phoenix/Edgeworth (if you turn your head and squint)
A/N: My pepper-jack cheese: let me feed you it. Title lifted from Joni Mitchell, cause that's how I roll.

( I'll Come Meet Your Plane )

Title: Untitled (With Perfection)
Summary: It's a perfect damn morning.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 281
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, swearing, improbable circumstances
Pairing: House/Foreman
A/N: For queenzulu's challenge, cause her ship needs more love, y'all. And really, I know she wasn't trying to give it a title, but it works so damn well I had to steal it.

( Untitled (With Perfection) )

Title: One Sentence
Summary: Fifty chances for Harry and Murph.
Fandom: Dresden Files
Word Count: 1099
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, swearing, crude humor
Pairing: Harry Dresden/Karrin Murphy
A/N: For 1sentence. My first attempt at anything Dresden Files related. I generally think Harry and Murph are the ultimate platonic OTP, but the pull of shipping, she is strong. Set between Blood Rites and Proven Guilty (not that it matters, really).

( One Sentence )

I've decided to go whole hog for this, mostly because 1) Valant is awesome with extra awesomesauce 2) I fucking love suits and can wear this one again.

( Little bit of TL; Little bit of DR; Little bit of spoilar )

Man, I fer real need a Valant icon.

Title: The Lay of the Lupus Monster
I'm informed it may actually be more correctly spelled "lai". I do not care. I may have accidentally on purpose stolen the title from The Lay of James Madrocke, which is great and lovely and you should read it yesterday.
Summary: House explains it all for you.
Fandom: House
Word Count: 898
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: N/A; House and the Hirelings
A/N: For house_fest and Come As You're Not. Takes place before Twenty-Six got the axe. SO MUCH DIALOGUE.

The Commentary of the Lupus Monster

You're all on pins and needles, yeah?

I wrote Aces High (All Bets Off Remix), based on Joker's Wild by topaz_eyes.

I think it turned out well overall, even though, as previously discussed, it gave me nightmares. I think I'll probably end up doing commentary on it later, as I have many thoughts about structure.

Yay!

As there has been some confusion, let me state that, barring some unforeseen circumstance, I will be at Comic-Con.

Because I am MADE OF WIN.

(Crossposted to imnotsatan)

Guys?

My remixer is made of LOVE AND WIN.

A Perfect Christmas (Winter Wonderland Remix).

READ IT. It's hella better than the remixed fic, let me tell you.

So I guess I'm throwing my hat in too- guess my fic, receive bacon ficlet. I believe this may be harder than it sounds, because it really doesn't sound like I wrote it.

But, anyway, comments is screened, have fun.

Title: Better Unsaid
Summary: Mal couldn't stand to hear a little bit more, as a matter of fact.
Fandom: Firefly
Word Count: 313
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Jayne/Kaylee
A/N: For 30_kisses. I wrote this in like, February; I'm not sure why I neglected to post it here.

( Better Unsaid )

Title: Better Things
Summary: Jayne and his fantasies.
Fandom: Firefly
Word Count: 190
Rating/Warnings: PG
Pairing: Jayne/Kaylee
A/N: For 30_kisses. Takes place during Serenity: Better Days #2, which you should all read, like, yesterday.

( Better Things )