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29th-Jun-2009 07:22 am
marvel - purple barton
Title: Public Timeline
By: sabinelagrande/[personal profile] sabinetzin and arymabeth
Summary: @dr_dr_mckay is stuck in a jumper at the bottom of the ocean & needs your help! Please RT!!
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate: SG-1
Word Count: ~2000
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, language, incredible silliness, spoilers for Grace Under Pressure, total crack
Pairing: A whole lot of them, in sort of a slapsticky way, but mostly Weir/Caldwell, Lorne/Zelenka, one-sided McKay/Carter, O'Neill/Carter, Vala/Daniel, and a little McShep for flavor
A/N: So there are a couple of nu!Trek fics going around that immortalize the Enterprise crew's Twitter feeds. So we were talking about it, and arymabeth went "They so use twitter at the SGC" and I went, "Dude, what if they were on twitter during Grace Under Pressure". And, lo, this happened. And we do not apologize for it at all.





dr_dr_mckay: is returning from the mainland, safe and sound, ho hum
About five hours ago from Jumper 6


dr_dr_mckay: oh shit
About five hours ago from Jumper 6


l_griffin: MAYDAY!! PLEASE RT
About five hours ago from Jumper 6


j_shep: RT @l_griffin MAYDAY!! PLEASE RT
About five hours ago from Atlantis


scot_carson: @j_shep you know, maybe this twitter thing's gotten out of hand
About five hours ago from Atlantis in reply to j_shep


dr_dr_mckay: sinking into ocean, SEND HELP!!!!!!
About five hours ago from tablet


dr_radek: @dr_dr_mckay are you reading this?? answer goddamn you
About four hours ago from Atlantis in reply to dr_dr_mckay


dr_dr_mckay: @dr_radek what the hell do you want?
About four hours ago from tablet


dr_radek: @dr_dr_mckay URGENT DM coordinates to me plz
About four hours ago from Atlantis


dr_dr_mckay: is anybody reading? I keep getting the fail whale every time I try to reload
About four hours ago from tablet


j_shep: @dr_dr_mckay we read you, hang in there
About four hours ago from Atlantis in reply to dr_dr_mckay


dr_radek: Anyone up for exciting rescue? come to jumper bay #mckayrescue
About four hours ago from Atlantis


dr_dr_mckay: Hello? @ reply if you get this
About four hours ago from tablet


liz_weir: @dr_dr_mckay Rodney, we read you
About four hours ago from Atlantis


r_mcnabb: @dr_radek @j_shep I has a grapple =D u has tether? #mckayrescue
About four hours ago from Atlantis


dr_radek: @r_mcnabb @dr_simpson @mikoneko we narrow search area? yes? #mckayrescue
About three hours ago from Atlantis


dr_dr_mckay: GOD WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE
About three hours ago from tablet


j_shep: @dr_radek you want sea monster?
About three hours ago from Atlantis


dr_dr_mckay: I'M LOSING BLOOD
About three hours ago from tablet


dr_dr_mckay: #FOLLOWFRIDAY @dr_dr_mckay 'S RADIO SIGNAL
About three hours ago from tablet


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter FINALLY someone answers
About three hours ago from tablet


sgcarter: @dr_dr_mckay ??
About three hours ago from SGC in reply to dr_dr_mckay


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter so, you come here often?
About three hours ago from tablet


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter you want to?
About three hours ago from tablet


sgoneill: @dr_dr_mckay how'd you like to make that visit down there permanent?
About three hours ago from Washington in reply to dr_dr_mckay


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter did you just hear something?
About three hours ago from tablet


sgcarter: @sgoneill Sir, I don't think he's getting your tweets
About three hours ago from SGC in reply to sgoneill


sgoneill: @sgcarter @dr_dr_mckay can you tweet a foot to an ass?
About three hours ago from Washington in reply to sgcarter


djackson: @sgcarter @sgoneill @dr_dr_mckay I think tweetdeck has an addon for that
About three hours ago from SGC in reply to sgoneill


genlandry: what the hell do i pay you people for
About three hours ago from SGC


genlandry: shit, i try again: @sgcarter @sgoneill @djackson what the hell do i pay you people for
About three hours ago from SGC


vala_md: @genlandry ... we get paid? hot damn!
About three hours ago from SGC in reply to genlandry


specialistdex: @genlandry go on and send that back pay any time
About three hours ago from Atlantis in reply to genlandry


teyla_e: @genlandry @specialistdex In what form of currency is this pay?
About three hours ago from Atlantis in reply to genlandry


sgoneill: @genlandry Actually, I pay you
About three hours ago from Washington in reply to genlandry


djackson: @sgoneill God help us all
About three hours ago from SGC in reply to sgoneill


liz_weir: @specialistdex @teyla_e @genlandry If we could please get back to the rescue?
About three hours ago from Atlantis


specialistdex: @liz_weir @teyla_e sure. point where you want me to shoot
About three hours ago from Atlantis in reply to liz_weir


liz_weir: So you get back on Tuesday? Well, I can think of a couple good things to do with that captain's chair
About three hours ago from Atlantis


liz_weir: Uh, sorry everyone, that was meant to be a DM to @col_steven
About three hours ago from Atlantis


j_shep: @liz_weir we know. we were going to pretend it didn't happen
About three hours ago from Atlantis in reply to liz_weir


sgcarter: @liz_weir @col_steven
About three hours ago from SGC in reply to liz_weir


dr_radek: is in his room if anyone needs him
About three hours ago from Atlantis


lorne: @dr_radek need any help in there?
About three hours ago from Atlantis in reply to dr_radek


dr_radek: @lorne yes, plz. I have, er, troubles.
About three hours ago from Atlantis in reply to lorne


lorne: @dr_radek be right there to help with ... that Ancient device, of course
About three hours ago from Atlantis in reply to dr_radek


j_shep: @dr_radek @lorne Guys? Rescue? McKay? Sinking into ocean? Any bells?
About three hours ago from Atlantis in reply to dr_radek


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter WHY ARE YOU NOT NAKED
About three hours ago from tablet


sgoneill: @col_steven Turn around. I got shit to do in Pegasus.
About three hours ago from Washington


sgcarter: @genlandry Permission to block @dr_dr_mckay, sir?
About three hours ago from SGC


genlandry: which one is the block button
About three hours ago from SGC


genlandry: sh!t
About three hours ago from SGC


genlandry: @djackson which one is the block button
About three hours ago from SGC


walter: @genlandry The one that says block, sir.
About three hours ago from SGC in reply to genlandry


djackson: @genlandry Just tell her it's okay.
About three hours ago from SGC in reply to genlandry


genlandry: @sgcarter there i blocked mckay, see how it works now
About three hours ago from SGC


sgcarter: @genlandry You know what? I think I'll just deal with it.
About three hours ago from SGC


j_shep: @sgcarter @dr_dr_mckay I don't even want to know
About two hours ago from Atlantis


jaffa_nation: RT @teal_c: Today's Kel'no'reem Tip: Try scented candles for a more relaxing atmosphere
About two hours ago from Chulak


dr_dr_mckay: @GIANT WHALE OUTSIDE PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
About two hours ago from tablet


dr_radek: @dr_dr_mckay rodney, twitter does not work that way
About two hours ago from Atlantis


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter YOU'RE OUT TO GET ME
About two hours ago from tablet


drheightmeyer: @dr_dr_mckay I'm moving up your next appointment.
About two hours ago from Atlantis in reply to dr_dr_mckay


dr_dr_mckay: haven't been getting tweets from anybody but @sgcarter since crash, WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE
About two hours ago from tablet


liz_weir: @drheightmeyer If you could go ahead and book appointments for all senior staff, that would be great. #seniorstaff
About two hours ago from Atlantis in reply to drheightmeyer


scot_carson: @liz_weir @drheightmeyer I haven't done anything!
About two hours ago from Atlantis in reply to liz_weir


liz_weir: @drheightmeyer And these are mandatory. #seniorstaff
About two hours ago from Atlantis in reply to drheightmeyer


j_shep: @drheightmeyer Did I tell you about that dream I had where Rodney was sinking in a jumper, and nobody cared? #mckayrescue
About two hours ago from Atlantis in reply to drheightmeyer


dr_dr_mckay: trying for liftoff from ocean bottom, no matter what @sgcarter says #stuckinjumper2electricboogaloo
About two hours ago from tablet


teyla_e: @j_shep I care deeply, John, but it seems I was excluded from this briefing.
About two hours ago from Atlantis in reply to j_shep


j_shep: @teyla_e http://tinyurl.com/6kx8y
About two hours ago from Atlantis in reply to teyla_e


specialistdex: @teyla_e @j_shep rotflmao
About two hours ago from Atlantis in reply to j_shep


teyla_e: @j_shep When this matter is concluded, I will see you for bantos practice.
About two hours ago from Atlantis in reply to j_shep


j_shep: @dr_radek so, how about that submarine ride I promised? #mckayrescue
About an hour ago from Atlantis


dr_radek: @j_shep http://i.imgur.com/Omuv2FU.jpg
About an hour ago from Atlantis in reply to j_shep


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter FUCK YOU AND YOUR PHYSICS
About an hour ago from tablet


vala_md: @sgcarter He's got you there.
About an hour ago from SGC


djackson: @vala_md Why are you following @dr_dr_mckay, anyway?
About an hour ago from SGC in reply to vala_md


vala_md: @djackson i follow everyone. i like to make them feel included
About an hour ago from SGC in reply to djackson


djackson: @vala_md >[
About an hour ago from SGC in reply to vala_md


genlandry: @vala_md if you're that bored, i can think of a few things that need doing around here
About an hour ago from SGC in reply to vala_md


walter: @vala_md PLEASE say you're that bored
About an hour ago from SGC


walter: is browsing on USAJobs. Again.
About an hour ago from SGC


djackson: @genlandry @walter she's that bored. and that annoying. please.
About an hour ago from SGC in reply to genlandry


vala_md: @djackson Oh, you're no fun anymore. Am I going to have to get the rope?
About an hour ago from SGC in reply to djackson


j_shep: well i'm glad everyone's having SO MUCH FUN
About an hour ago from Jumper 8


sgoneill: @vala_md @djackson http://i.imgur.com/v7GPGyX.gif
59 minutes ago from Washington


specialistdex: @sgoneill can i get in on that?
56 minutes ago from Atlantis in reply to sgoneill


sgoneill: @specialistdex ::passes bag::
55 minutes ago from Washington in reply to specialistdex


j_shep: is updating his USAJobs resume as soon as he gets back. Thanks, @walter!
50 minutes ago from Jumper 8


dr_radek: @j_shep oh shut up and activate shield
49 minutes ago from Jumper 8 in reply to j_shep


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter so cold
49 minutes ago from tablet


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter you could warm me up?
48 minutes ago from tablet


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter oh, forget it, you're a crappy hallucination anyway
44 minutes ago from tablet


col_steven: @liz_weir @genlandry Daedalus commandeered by O'Neill, returning to Atlantis. Suggest hiding Dr. McKay if recovered.
43 minutes ago from USS Daedalus


liz_weir: @col_steven =D
42 minutes ago from Atlantis in reply to col_steven


specialistdex: @liz_weir did you just send him a dick?
41 minutes ago from Atlantis in reply to liz_weir


col_steven: @chuck Will you show her how to DM again?
41 minutes ago from USS Daedalus


chuck: *facepalm*
40 minutes ago from Atlantis


j_shep: @dr_dr_mckay can you hear me now?
39 minutes ago from Jumper 8


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter shut up! I hear something!
38 minutes ago from tablet


dr_radek: @j_shep srsly? Americans and the damned television
38 minutes ago from Jumper 8 in reply to j_shep


j_shep: @dr_radek STFU AND EXTEND THE SHIELD
38 minutes ago from Jumper 8 in reply to dr_radek


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter YOU CANNOT TELL ME YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT
37 minutes ago from tablet


scot_carson: @j_shep don't let him fall asleep in the jumper
37 minutes ago from Atlantis


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter YEAH BUT WHAT IF HE'S IMAGINARY
36 minutes ago from tablet


j_shep: @dr_dr_mckay Rodney open the goddamned door
36 minutes ago from Jumper 8


j_shep: @dr_dr_mckay I swear to God, I'll leave your ass down here with the whale
36 minutes ago from Jumper 8


dr_radek: @j_shep Leave him. I take his quarters. Need bigger bathtub. For... reasons.
35 minutes ago from Jumper 8 in reply to j_shep


lorne: @dr_radek @j_shep I mean, if he doesn't want to come...
35 minutes ago from Atlantis in reply to j_shep


sgoneill: @dr_radek @lorne @j_shep http://i.imgur.com/q8yd3qS.jpg
34 minutes ago from USS Daedalus in reply to dr_radek


sgcarter: @dr_radek @sgoneill @lorne @j_shep DAMMIT YOU GUYS
34 minutes ago from SGC in reply to sgoneill


sgcarter: @j_shep I will never sleep soundly again if you leave him down there with his fantasy of me
34 minutes ago from SGC in reply to j_shep


dr_dr_mckay: @j_shep IF YOU'RE NOT IMAGINARY, I'M OPENING UP
33 minutes ago from tablet


chuck: @dr_dr_mckay @j_shep that's what she said. OH!
33 minutes ago from Atlantis in reply to dr_dr_mckay


dr_radek: @dr_dr_mckay whale says hi
33 minutes ago from Jumper 8 in reply to dr_dr_mckay


dr_dr_mckay: @j_shep @dr_radek WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN
32 minutes ago from Jumper 8


dr_dr_mckay: @sgcarter bye :(
32 minutes ago from Jumper 8


j_shep: @dr_dr_mckay oh, I'm sorry I didn't just throw on my swim trunks and backstroke ALL THE WAY THE FUCK DOWN HERE
30 minutes ago from Jumper 8 in reply to dr_dr_mckay


dr_dr_mckay: @j_shep COULD WE DISCUSS THIS WHEN I DON'T HAVE THE BENDS
29 minutes ago from Jumper 8 in reply to j_shep


specialistdex: @dr_dr_mckay is that like the trots?
28 minutes ago from Atlantis in reply to dr_dr_mckay


j_shep: @specialistdex in the horribleness factor? yes
27 minutes ago from Jumper 8 in reply to specialistdex


dr_dr_mckay: @specialistdex You filthy caveman.
26 minutes ago from Jumper 8 in reply to specialistdex


dr_dr_mckay: ....... wait, shit, have my tweets been going through down here?
24 minutes ago from Jumper 8


col_steven: *facepalm*
24 minutes ago from USS Daedalus


sgcarter: @dr_dr_mckay YES
24 minutes ago from SGC in reply to dr_dr_mckay


chuck: *screencap'd!*
24 minutes ago from Atlantis


lorne: @chuck e-mail?
23 minutes ago from Atlantis in reply to chuck


dr_dr_mckay: @genlandry Am I fired?
23 minutes ago from Jumper 8


sgoneill: @dr_dr_mckay into the sun? yes.
22 minutes ago from USS Daedalus in reply to dr_dr_mckay


j_shep: @dr_dr_mckay Relax, i think he's still got you blocked
21 minutes ago from Jumper 8 in reply to dr_dr_mckay


j_shep: @dr_dr_mckay on the other hand, @sgoneill 's been reading you loud and clear
20 minutes ago from Jumper 8 in reply to dr_dr_mckay


liz_weir: @lorne Security detail to the infirmary, please.
19 minutes ago from Atlantis


dr_radek: @scot_carson mckay is attempting to escape, we sedate him, yes?
18 minutes ago from Jumper 8


sgoneill: @col_steven CAN'T THIS BUCKET GO ANY FASTER
17 minutes ago from USS Daedalus


hermiod: @sgoneill Increasing speed at this juncture would be highly inadvisable due to stress on the hyperdrive. I could attempt to gain additional …
17 minutes ago from USS Daedalus in reply to sgoneill


col_steven: @majormarks Can you make him go away for a while?
15 minutes ago from USS Daedalus


majormarks: @col_steven which one, sir?
15 minutes ago from USS Daedalus in reply to col_steven


col_steven: @majormarks I'm not picky.
15 minutes ago from USS Daedalus in reply to majormarks


j_shep: @dr_dr_mckay thank god you're okay, baby
14 minutes ago from Jumper 8 in reply to dr_dr_mckay


col_steven: DAMMIT PEOPLE SENDING DMs IS NOT HARD
14 minutes ago from USS Daedalus


liz_weir: I can think of something that's gonna be
14 minutes ago from Atlantis


col_steven: *headconsole*
13 minutes ago from USS Daedalus


specialistdex: @col_steven hey, but it makes our lives a hell of a lot more entertaining
13 minutes ago from Atlantis in reply to col_steven


col_steven: hates everyone
12 minutes ago from USS Daedalus



teyla_e: http://i.imgur.com/v7GPGyX.gif
11 minutes ago from Atlantis


j_shep: @teyla_e that better not be out of my stash
10 minutes ago from Atlantis in reply to teyla_e


teyla_e: @j_shep I believe that the phrase is "finders keepers, losers weepers"
9 minutes ago from Atlantis in reply to j_shep


jaffa_nation: To learn more about Tau'ri phrases, attend our instructional seminar next month!
8 minutes ago from Chulak


lorne: @teyla_e share? ::puppy eyes::
7 minutes ago from Atlantis in reply to teyla_e


h_of_t: @genlandry What the hell is going on down there?
6 minutes ago from Texas


genlandry: i don't even know, sir. i told you these newfangled things would cause trouble
4 minutes ago from SGC


scot_carson: @nursemarie @j_kel Prepare the infirmary if you would, loves, and mind you don't upset the security team
3 minutes ago from Atlantis


dr_bill_lee: Twitter will be down for approx. 1 hour at 1900 Zulu for server upgrades. Please plan accordingly. #maintenance
2 minutes ago from SGC


dr_dr_mckay: THANK GOD
2 minutes ago from tablet


scot_carson: @dr_dr_mckay Give me that thing right now
1 minute ago from Atlantis in reply to dr_dr_mckay


dr_dr_mckay: @scot_carson you petty tyrlksa;s
1 minute ago from tablet in reply to scot_carson


nursemarie: @scot_carson Don't worry, the morphine is in. He'll forgive you
45 seconds ago from Atlantis


scot_carson: @lorne Could you please escort @j_shep - why am I doing this? you're standing right next to me
15 seconds ago from Atlantis


liz_weir: @scot_carson Oddly addicting, isn't it?
1 second ago from Atlantis in reply to scot_carson



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Comments 
29th-Jun-2009 12:51 pm (UTC)
oh my. I don't even twitter but I was strangely mesmerized,- when I wasn't laughing out loud *g*
29th-Jun-2009 01:05 pm (UTC)
HAHA! I laughed the whole way through this! Hilarious. :D
29th-Jun-2009 01:40 pm (UTC)
Oh I twitter. And this... this was just Awesome. I think I busted something laughing!
ahahahahha thanks!
29th-Jun-2009 03:08 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH OMFG YOU WIN I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED READING YET

29th-Jun-2009 03:19 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

LIFE. YOU WIN IT.

OMFG "DAMMIT PEOPLE SENDING DM's IS NOT HARD" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING AMAZING

Also ROFL @ Baby Daniel and the tweetdeck app for foot to the ass. OMFG. AHAHAAHAHA OH SHIT I AM SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING PORN!!!
29th-Jun-2009 05:21 pm (UTC)
OK, this was fucking brilliant to begin with, but the last pic sharing from Teyla and the silly things from the Jaffa Nation and the DM thing and...ok, yes, EVERYTHING was icing on the cake. The whole thing is yummy icing. You totally win.
29th-Jun-2009 07:00 pm (UTC)
*is highly amused*
29th-Jun-2009 07:41 pm (UTC)
This is hilarious!
29th-Jun-2009 09:10 pm (UTC)
Oh my God, awesome. It would probably be even more awesome if I ever Twittered, but whatever. I laughed out loud. Which is a bad thing to do when you're at work.
29th-Jun-2009 09:22 pm (UTC)
I laughed so hard at this, especially the fail whale! Twitter was made for this crossover! :)
29th-Jun-2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
OH DEAR GOD THAT IS GENIUS.
30th-Jun-2009 12:22 am (UTC)
genlandry: @djackson which one is the block button
About three hours ago from SGC

walter: @genlandry The one that says block, sir.
About three hours ago from SGC in reply to genlandry


Hee!
30th-Jun-2009 12:24 am (UTC)
I RT'd. and LOL'd :) Although I can't resist using the icon of the DO NOT WANT cat, I actually loved this like mad.
30th-Jun-2009 12:35 am (UTC)
*snerk*
30th-Jun-2009 12:59 am (UTC)
HA!
30th-Jun-2009 01:46 am (UTC)
OMG this is epic. And since I don't tweet, I can point and give a Nelson laugh: HA-ha!
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30th-Jun-2009 06:57 am (UTC)
Ahaha awesome!! The FORMATTING! WIN!
30th-Jun-2009 12:16 pm (UTC)
@sabinelagrande *dies laughing*
30th-Jun-2009 01:45 pm (UTC)
*see icon* Just genius. Pure genius. And the ending nearly killed me because YES! I swear I have done that...

Wonderful, thank you!
30th-Jun-2009 02:16 pm (UTC)
Brilliant! I mean I don't even use Twitter, but I was laughing out loud - and now I'm kind of tempted to start twittering, too. (My favorite part is that Teyla and Ronon get in on the Grace Under Pressure action! Plus the crossover part with SG-1. Plus - oh, I just love all of it very, very much! ♥)
30th-Jun-2009 02:22 pm (UTC)
Oh, this is brilliant.
30th-Jun-2009 03:37 pm (UTC)
Dear Lord I wet my pants! what excellent Crack!fic. a hundred million brownie points to you.
30th-Jun-2009 05:13 pm (UTC)
Pure and utter GENIUS. <3
30th-Jun-2009 08:42 pm (UTC)
I don't Twitter, but I've followed threads and this had me in absolute hysterics. The inability to DM was freaking hilarious!
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