March 27th, 2006

marvel - purple barton

Voice Post: Some Ol' John Woo Shit

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“So when I went to bed last night at around... 3:30, my computer was functioning properly. Other than the fact that I don't have Microsoft Graph, everything was fine. I get up this morning and turn it on. It tells me that my adaptor is not recognized. I thought "Well, okay, this happens all the time, I'll just unplug it and plug it back in." I did. The adaptor is not recognized. It contined to tell me that the goddamn adaptor was not recognized for about ten minutes, so I took the battery out and did all the little resetting things, and I tried it again, and the adaptor was not recognized. Took the battery out again. I plugged in the computer. It recognized the adaptor when the battery was not in, however, this is not a computer that runs when the battery's not in.

::dramatic sigh:: If I get home, and it's still not working, I am going to be pissed. You have no idea how pissed I am going to be. It's gonna be some ol' John Woo shit- it's gonna be a flock of white birds. Yeah. My pissedness is gonna fill the whole city of Oxford. It's gonna be like Jurassic Pissed, The Land Before Pissed.

::sigh:: Then I'm gonna sit down, and I'm going to cry. And then I'm going to drink a great deal.”

Transcribed by: sabinelagrande