May 15th, 2006

marvel - purple barton

A tale of woe and angst.

Ok, WTF.

So I've been off-and-on playing this game of the Sims 2 University all semester (Charlemagne's been spotty, so I've been playing on gunstreet_girl's comp). Lex, Lana, and Clark are living in a dorm together, because I'm a silly, silly fangirl.

So Lex and Lana hit it off immediately, and fell in love on like the second day (naturally). And they've been doing real well, other than Lex forgetting to take one of his exams and getting held back a semester.

Lana and Clark have graduated, but the way the game works is that they get an extra semester in the dorms. Lex is still in school.

So now, about 30 hours before Lana and Clark move out, Lana suddenly wants to talk to Clark. I say ok, because Clark is lame and has no friends (obviously). So they're talking, and Clark's telling jokes, and it's all good.

Then Lana gets the aspiration to flirt with Clark. And Clark gets the aspiration to flirt with Lana. And I'm a bit 0.o, considering they haven't even spoken in like a semester, but I think, what the hell, Lex is asleep and I'm bored.

NOW THEY'RE IN LOVE. AND THEY WANT TO MAKE OUT, ALL THE TIME. WITH EACH OTHER.

Fuck you, canon. Stop messing up my perfectly shippy game.