Title: The Lay of the Lupus Monster I'm informed it may actually be more correctly spelled "lai". I do not care. I may have accidentally on purpose stolen the title from The Lay of James Madrocke, which is great and lovely and you should read it yesterday. Summary: House explains it all for you. Fandom: House Word Count: 898 Rating/Warnings: PG Pairing: N/A; House and the Hirelings A/N: For house_fest and Come As You're Not. Takes place before Twenty-Six got the axe. SO MUCH DIALOGUE.