December 2nd, 2008

marvel - purple barton

Yay, procrastination!

Title: Accessories
Summary: John tries to do a good deed, and this is the thanks he gets?
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 450
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, language, established relationship, silliness
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay (in a hateful kind of way)
A/N: So, I was regaling shadowenangel with choice passages from a truly heinous Beckett/Sheppard/McKay badfic (in which McKay is seriously the worst sub in the history of mankind, but that's neither here nor there), in which people kept pulling all these "brand new" and highly specialized sex toys and fetish clothes and such out of nowhere, despite the fact that they're in another freaking galaxy with no way back (at that point in canon, anyway), and, well, it hurt me right in the logic. So this fic is one part shadowenangel made me do it and one part frustration. Oh, and one part I should be writing finals. Garnish with an olive or cocktail onion (but absolutely no citrus).

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