January 25th, 2009

marvel - purple barton

Oh dear.

Title: Four Blatant Lies About Atlantis (And One Thing That's Totally True)
Summary: Wherein aliens don't make them do it, John loves ASCII, Carson hates everyone, Weir is highly amused, and Lorne's just trying to be a pal.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 4286
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, unbridled crack, unrepentant use of profanity, joyous mockery, unusual formatting, singing
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard, passing mentions of other pairings
A/N: This may be the longest standalone fic I have ever written, and isn't that just a bit sad? A few answers, before we begin: 1) Yes. 2) They failed it when they dropped Rodney during the trust fall. 3) A dollar seventy-five. 4) Swedish. 5) About twelve verses and one chorus, including the ones mentioned. 6) There was a dangerous build up of Phlebotinum. On account of the subroutines. 7) Lieutenant Cadman started it. 8) Because Amelia and Chuck are the only people on that domain. 9) John and Rodney, who else? 10) FCVC calling any interp seasonal at the Castle. 11) DADT? What DADT?

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marvel - purple barton

WTF guys.

1. Holy fucking asscrackers, I have gotten fifty comments on my SGA fic.


I'm so confused, and also a little scared, and like really super proud of myself.

Is this what BNFs feel like all the time?

2. Only 4 more episodes to watch. S5 often makes me want to punch a baby, but I just cannot explain to y'all how much I love Woolsey.

Y'all. He is so precious. I want to marry him and keep him in neat suits forever. We will drink whiskey and smoke cigars together. It will be fabulous.

3. Why are you not at the Porn Battle right now?

If you have it open in another window, please disregard this message.

4. FIFTY COMMENTS Y'ALL. That has never happened to me before, nor do I suspect it will happen again.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to do my Nahuatl homework and write Tony Stark/John Sheppard (try not to stroke out, shadowenangel).