February 1st, 2009

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Evil Sheppard is evil.

Title: Repeat Until Caught
Summary: John has no use for Rodney when he's happy.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 500
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, bastard!John
Pairing: John/Keller, one-sided John/Rodney UST
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII. Title comes from the old adage: If at first you don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

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The keyword for this icon is "oh for fuck's sake"

Title: But It's the Pelvic Thrust
Summary: -and by the end, things work out for the-
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 739
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, wtfery
Pairing: Rodney/Radek, John/Rodney/Radek
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII. Profuse apologies to Richard O'Brien and Matt Groening.

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I amuse the shit out of myself.

Title: The LSA Does Not Approve
Summary: Daniel is, technically speaking, not trained as a linguist.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/Stargate SG-1
Word Count: 658
Rating/Warnings: R, dorky jokes only linguists get, movie!Daniel characterization, spoilers for Enemy at the Gate
Pairing: Teyla/Daniel
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII.

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Everybody loves AU!

Title: All I Wanna Do Is
Summary: No matter what else changes, they're still a team.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 2839
Rating/Warnings: NC-17, AU
Pairing: Ronon/John, Rodney/Teyla, Rodney/John/Ronon, Rodney/John/Teyla/Ronon
A/N: Written for Oxoniensis's Porn Battle VII. A billion apologies to M.I.A.; a billion props to Kajikia, whose The Best Things In Life Are Free was a definite inspiration. And by that, I mean I probably ripped her off. Her story has a happy ending, though, so maybe you would like to read it instead?

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