What country are you from? Please give a srsface answer.
What country are you from? Please give a smartass answer.
Where do you live now? If same as question 1, feel free to give additional smartass answer.
If you are from the US/Canada/Mexico/France, what state/province/state/department are you from?
If you are from another country, feel free to put your region in this box, with the understanding that I do not know where that is.
If not English, what is your native language? English speakers, smartass, etc.
On a scale of one to TAKE ME NOW, how much do you want to do John Sheppard?
On a scale of one to flamboyantly, how gay are you for Miles Edgeworth?