June 5th, 2009

marvel - purple barton

So sleepy.

Title: panopticon
Summary: Seeing and being seen.
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Word Count: 547
Rating/Warnings: R, bondage, maledom
Pairing: Caldwell/Weir
A/N: For rounds_of_kink. I mean, with all this talking we've been doing lately about maledom, I figured maybe I should suck it up and try to write some. Sadly, I'm afraid the only sucking in this story is coming from the author. But IDK, this story has been a bitch and I'm glad to have done with it.

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marvel - purple barton

It's not just for the astral plane anymore, or: Jane? Is that you?

I have a confession: I really like to read stories about tacky people. customers_suck, bad_service, Etiquette Hell, the list goes on.

So on eHell, most of the contributors use standard abbreviations- FH for Future Husband, MOB for Mother of the Bride- as well as the incredibly twee D_ formula- DD for Dear Daughter, DS for Dear Son, etc, etc.

The problem I have encountered, of late, is that now whenever I read a story where somebody talks about their Dear Husband, and it's all DH did this and DH said that, all I can think is-

"Why do all these insane women think they're married to David Hewlett?!"

PS: 20000 words. ::thunk::

PPS: Oh god, I just got to a story where "DH" has a cousin called "Joe". Thank you, and good night.