July 2nd, 2009

marvel - purple barton

How do you keep the Tau'ri in suspense?

So, after coffee with arymabeth, I started typing this massive srs biznes essay today about my new pet fandom hate, and it was going to be very thinky and insightful and also sort of filled with mild raeg.

But then I came home and had dinner with my mom, and for some reason it struck us as hilarious to start telling elephant jokes. Obviously, this led to Stargate elephant jokes. So if, like me, you're twelve, please enjoy.

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And two for the Trek fans:

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a Vulcan?
A. Thrown out of Starfleet.

Q. What do you get when you cross the captain with a Vulcan?
A. Four hundred thousand hits on Google.