November 7th, 2009

marvel - purple barton

I need a Gibbs icon, like, yesterday

Poll #1482273 The best replacement for drama: useless polls!

Do you have a dreamwidth?

Fie upon the usurpers! (You may feel free to skip to the ticky boxes)
2(6.5%)
Yes! And it is exactly the same as my lj!
9(29.0%)
Yes! And I don't post at all! Take that!
14(45.2%)
Yes! And the content is different and exciting!
4(12.9%)
No! Give to me an invite code, I beg you!
2(6.5%)

On dreamwidth, what do the fly honeys and/or gentlefops call you?

Would you be into it if I circled you?

Only in the missionary position with all the lights off.
6(20.7%)
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!
18(62.1%)
Eh, w/e.
5(17.2%)
No, dammit!
0(0.0%)

Silver foxen: which of them would you be unopposed to touching up on?

Mark Harmon
0(0.0%)
Today's two-for-one special: Anderson Cooper and Keith Olbermann
0(0.0%)
Richard Dean Anderson
1(3.2%)
Anthony Bourdain
0(0.0%)
Mitch Pileggi (his beard is grey, it totally counts)
0(0.0%)
Dennis Hopper
0(0.0%)
George Clooney
1(3.2%)
Robert Picardo (I'm almost certain that's hair dye)
0(0.0%)
Michael Hogan
0(0.0%)
Today's last-minute-addition special: Barry Bostwick and Alan Ruck
1(3.2%)
Tim Gunn
0(0.0%)
John Laroquette
0(0.0%)
Gregory Peck
0(0.0%)
0(0.0%)
Is this furry?
0(0.0%)

Tell me: Did the inclusion of George Clooney and John Laroquette in this list make you feel as old as it did me?

Wny isn't there a positive term for fine-ass older ladies? Anyway, here are some that you may wish to touch (in)appropriately:

Mary McDonald
0(0.0%)
Lisa Edelstein
1(3.2%)
Lauren Holly
0(0.0%)
Sela Ward
0(0.0%)
Jamie Lee Curtis
0(0.0%)
Sigourney Weaver
0(0.0%)
Susan Sarandon
0(0.0%)
Judi Dench
0(0.0%)
Tilda Swinton
0(0.0%)
Maggie Smith
0(0.0%)
Helen Mirren
0(0.0%)
Annette O'Toole
0(0.0%)
Nichelle Nichols
1(3.2%)
I'm not sure where to put people who engage in creative gender presentation, because it raises questions that are too interesting to be answered in a poll response. So just check here if you're as hot for Ru Paul and Eddie Izzard as I am.
4(12.9%)
I still think this might be furry.
0(0.0%)

Also, isn't it distressing that those dudes are all older than those women? Or should I just think about how fine Lauren Holly is some more?

Dude, why did nobody tell me Christopher Guest is a British Peer? Why am I just learning this? He was in the House of Lords, FFS!

Ticky box?

Ticky box is waiting for Joe Flanigan to go grey. Rawr.
13(41.9%)
You had ticky box at "silver foxen", honestly.
1(3.2%)
Ticky box is pretty sure this is all terribly kinky.
0(0.0%)
Ticky box is even surer that this is all not terribly kinky enough.
1(3.2%)
Ticky box!
2(6.5%)


ETA: So, you guys, here's my secret shame. For, like, fourteen years, I lived next door to a whole pack of McDonalds. The mother's name? Mary, obvs. So I am going to fuck up Mary McAwesome's name pretty much until THE END OF DAYS. I hope you find it in your hearts to forgive me. <3

(Also ow I think I traumatized myself a little there.)
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