April 1st, 2011

marvel - purple barton


I have a confession to make, flist, and I feel like today I should come clean.

For many years now, I've been posting about my life with [personal profile] arymabeth, including our banter, our daring exploits, and our writing.

Well, flist, I'm here to tell you that there is no [personal profile] arymabeth.

I'm ashamed to say that it's all been an exercise in sock puppetry. I was just so anxious to look like I did something more than sit in front of the computer all day jerking off that I invented my own imaginary friend. I apologize for the years of deceit, the hundreds of posts, all the comments. It was wrong and pathetic, and I recognize that now.

For those of you who've met us in person, you've met Carmella Jackson, an actress who I've been paying to impersonate her. I believe Carmella has some things she wants to say, but I'll let her do so in her own time.

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