June 16th, 2012

marvel - purple barton

FIFTY SHADES OF DRINKING

Today is an important day, flist.

Today is the day I read Fifty Shades of Grey.

I will, you understand, be liveblogging this process in this entry. I will give you the same caveats as my co-conspirator [personal profile] coffeesuperhero:
Things I cannot promise you:

+ that I will be funny
+ that I will be sorry for doing this
+ that you will enjoy this in any way

Things I can promise you:

+ I will definitely think I'm funny
+ I will drink a lot
+ I will finish this book (ETA: It is already clear I am going to go into liver failure before this happens.)

Finally, don't try this at home, kids. (I'm guessing that's going to be a general theme for the book, by the way.)


I am presently on my first few sips of beer (it was going to be cheap shitty beer, but they were having a craft beer sale for no apparent reason, so Fat Tire will be my solace) and the Acknowledgements (I am already giving them the side-eye), so check back periodically.

Here we go.

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And that is, officially, as much as I can take of this book.

Along the way, we racked up
6 facepalms
15 instances of head-ereader interaction
1 instance of head-beer interaction
4 cans of Fat Tire
1 Agent Coulson
half a bag of Doritos
exactly 100 pages

Time to Pack It Up, ladies and smizmars. Thank you, and good night.

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