July 7th, 2012

marvel - purple barton

Fic: Sync

Title: Sync
Summary: Tony's only admitting what he's known for a long time.
Fandom: Avengers
Word Count: 1508
Rating/Contents: NC-17, voyeurism, solo
Pairing: Tony/armor (you heard me)
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A/N: For [community profile] kink_bingo (pictures)! This is what happens when Metalocalypse quotes ("That's like jacking off to pictures of yourself online!" "Which I have done.") get up in your Avengers-set mind. Exactly this.

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marvel - purple barton


It's that time again, flist.

Time to go deeper into EL James's magnum opus, Fifty Shades of Grey.

God help us all.

I will, as last time, be liveblogging this process in this entry. I will give you the same caveats as my co-conspirator [personal profile] coffeesuperhero:
Things I cannot promise you:

+ that I will be funny
+ that I will be sorry for doing this
+ that you will enjoy this in any way

Things I can promise you:

+ I will definitely think I'm funny
+ I will drink a lot

Finally, don't try this at home, kids. (I'm guessing that's going to be a general theme for the book, by the way.)

Let me make a clarification, before we begin. In this entry, as the last one, you will not find me mocking the readers of this "fine" novel. I will be placing blame where it should be placed: on the author, editors, publishers, and characters of this abomination before the Lord. That's also what I expect in the comments. Got it?

I would like to remind you as well that anything I put in "double quotes" is a direct quote from the book. Anything in 'single quotes' is me fucking around. You will think I am fucking around more than I am, trust me.

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On that note, ladies and smizmars, I am out. That is another hundred pages down. No idea if I will pick it back up again, but there you have it. Along the way I drank a beer and an Agent Coulson, while hitting myself in the head with my ereader four times.

Good god this is a bad book. It's like ninjas bad.

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