So on eHell, most of the contributors use standard abbreviations- FH for Future Husband, MOB for Mother of the Bride- as well as the incredibly twee D_ formula- DD for Dear Daughter, DS for Dear Son, etc, etc.
The problem I have encountered, of late, is that now whenever I read a story where somebody talks about their Dear Husband, and it's all DH did this and DH said that, all I can think is-
"Why do all these insane women think they're married to David Hewlett?!"
PS: 20000 words. ::thunk::
PPS: Oh god, I just got to a story where "DH" has a cousin called "Joe". Thank you, and good night.