Do you have a dreamwidth?
On dreamwidth, what do the fly honeys and/or gentlefops call you?
Would you be into it if I circled you?
Silver foxen: which of them would you be unopposed to touching up on?
Tell me: Did the inclusion of George Clooney and John Laroquette in this list make you feel as old as it did me?
Wny isn't there a positive term for fine-ass older ladies? Anyway, here are some that you may wish to touch (in)appropriately:
Also, isn't it distressing that those dudes are all older than those women? Or should I just think about how fine Lauren Holly is some more?
Dude, why did nobody tell me Christopher Guest is a British Peer? Why am I just learning this? He was in the House of Lords, FFS!
ETA: So, you guys, here's my secret shame. For, like, fourteen years, I lived next door to a whole pack of McDonalds. The mother's name? Mary, obvs. So I am going to fuck up Mary McAwesome's name pretty much until THE END OF DAYS. I hope you find it in your hearts to forgive me. <3
(Also ow I think I traumatized myself a little there.)