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Fic Roundup: 2011 
2nd-Jan-2012 05:33 pm
marvel - purple barton
Previous years: 2003-2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010

Doctor Who (3 stories)

Amy's Cruelty (Amy/River, R, 514 words)
I would like to point out that this was written before... certain facts came to light.

Vocabulary (Amy/River/Rory, NC-17, 260 words)

Close Enough (River/Eleven, NC-17, 866 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. This one is fine though. This is still sexy.

Gyakuten Saiban (3 stories)

Eight Days (Phoenix/Edgeworth, Edgeworth/Iris, PG-13, 2595 words)
Apollo Justice, why did you make everything so very, very sad?

Soaked (Iris/Maya, NC-17, 962 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. Sexy bath times.

when I was (Phoenix/Edgeworth, G, 739 words)
FOr [community profile] kink_bingo. Oh Miles, baby, you need all the hugs.

Harry Potter (1 story)

Attention (Hermione/Snape, R, 567 words)
It is delicious underage. You must read it.

House (1 story)

Four Ways That Won't Work (And One That Did) (House/Cuddy/Wilson, NC-17, 1707 words)
WTF where did this come from?

Inception (3 stories)

Anticipate (Ariadne/Yusuf, Ariadne/Eames, Ariadne/Arthur, PG-13, 242 words)
John Farr AU. As it should be.

Vines (Ariadne/Eames, Arthur/Tentacles, NC-17, 862 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. Things that are not better with tentacles:

twenty-five 'til nine (Ariadne/Eames, NC-17, 2076 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. There's a trend here, of which I approve, of dirty stories with titles from Tom Waits songs.

Metalocalypse (11 stories)

Thirty-Five (Charles/Pickles, NC-17, 541 words)
And thus a monster was created.

Make It Up (Charles/Pickles, NC-17, 1015 words)
To call Charles demanding is... somewhat of an understatement.

Step Thirteen (Pickles/Seth, R, 461 words)

Present (Charles/Pickles, NC-17, 891 words)
This story almost didn't get written, because I thought of it while I was drunk, forgot, then remembered again.

love has its own demands (Charles/Pickles, NC-17, 973 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. Oh, animation jokes. You lead to great things.

Safe From Harm (Charles/Pickles, NC-17, 1957 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. SAD CHARLES IS THE SADDEST CHARLES.

we can roll all night (Charles/Pickles, NC-17, 1147 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. There's something about black limos, y'know?

Onstage Getdown (Toki/Skwisgaar, R, 603 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. The closest Pickles will ever come to having political views.

Tomorrow We Die (Pickles/Skwisgaar, NC-17, 534 words)
For a challenge at capslokdethklok. I typed most of this on my phone. I don't recommend it.

the key that got lost (Charles/Pickles, NC-17, 940 words)
Possibly the dirtiest thing I've ever written with no sex in it. Again with the Tom Waits titles.

NCIS (2 stories)

Match (DiNozzo/McGee/Gibbs, NC-17, 2116 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. Another story from the back of my hard drive.

VOD (Gibbs/McGee/Abby, NC-17, 1565 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. No seriously, how did I write two stories about a show I didn't watch all year?

RPF (1 story)

Prop Me Up (Peggy Cummins solo, John Dall, NC-17, 821 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. I threatened to write this story for aaaaages, but no one cared but me. So I wrote it! And everyone else can, and I say this with love, fuck right off.

Stargate Atlantis (45 stories)

Sorry, I'll Come In Again (John/Rodney, NC-17, 2368 words)
Aus I'm not writing.

doubled up inside (Weir/Caldwell, NC-17, 907 words)
Who doesn't need some resistance play?

Heel (Jay/Meredith, rating, wordcount)
Femmeslash D/s, mmm.

Sacred (Ronon/Teyla/Elizabeth, NC-17, 1199 words)
For Sex Is Not the Enemy. Sex rituals are the best rituals.

here is the secret that everyone knows (John/Rodney, Teyla/Ford, Weir/Zelenka, G, 811 words)
Cut off from Earth: not so bad actually.

knowing, not knowing, pretending (John/Rodney, PG-13, 1132 words)
In retrospect, the story that probably started all this sadness I've been writing.

Ganymede's New Groove (The Erastes Expansion) (John/Rodney, NC-17, 3909 words)
For [personal profile] kanata for remixredux. Oh young Rodney. You do give us problems.

you tacky thing (John/Rodney, NC-17, 1163 words)
For [personal profile] telesilla who won me in... something I don't recall. John: sexy and awkward in anything he wears.

I've got skills I can't speak of (Weir/Caldwell, NC-17, 833 words)
I would love to say that this is the ONLY angst blowjob porn I wrote this year.

The Whole Chicken (Weir/Caldwell, G, 1889 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. Delicious, delicious public play.

An Island in the Setting Sun (John/Mer, R, 1221 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. Aww, John and Mer waited so long to have something actually go right.

Classified (John/Rodney, R, 695 words)
Atlantis's craigslist is.. pretty much like every other craigslist.

And Nowhere To Go (Weir/Caldwell, NC-17, 2880 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. Roleplay, tying people up to bedposts, what could be finer?

Anything (John solo, NC-17, 818 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. There is something v. wrong with John's head in this story, in the best way.

M9J-203 (John/Rodney, John/OMC, NC-17, 10002 words)
For [profile] sga_reversebang. A whole lot of whump and a Groucho Marx quote.

Five Points of Contact (John/Ronon, NC-17, 713 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. Sexy, sexy knives (the best kind).

you'll be dumb with wonderment (John/Rodney, NC-17, 900 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. Honestly the best thing in this story is the saran wrap.

start me up and watch me go (John/Rodney, NC-17, 1056 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo.

Proclivities (Weir/Caldwell, John/Rodney, NC-17, 8458 words, WIP)
I swear to god one day I will finish this story. But I can't say that, because that's bad luck.

Good Girl (Caldwell/John, NC-17, 1181 words)
Everything's better with a little daddy kink, amirite?

not takin' no calls (Gen, PG, 1077 words)
And thus began the ridiculously OTT D/s AU. As it should be.

just stay close enough to get it (John/Rodney, NC-17, 2173 words)
I believe the tacky Ancient statuary should be corrupted at every opportunity.

follow you until you love me (Weir/Caldwell, NC-17, 4325 words)
Oh Elizabeth. You will get your shit together some day. It's just unclear when.

opposed to the typical (Ronon/Radek, G, 1814 words)
Ronon/Radek: the not-secret pairing of my heart.

live passionately tonight (Ronon/Radek, NC-17, 817 words)
See previous statement.

redlight pornographic dance fight (John/Rodney, NC-17, 1491 words)
For [personal profile] runpunkrun. Honestly the best thing about this story has got to be the title.

Experiment No. 564 (John/Rodney, NC-17, 2387 words)
For the longest time this was inexplicably called "skullcrusher mountain." Who knows.

Ghost Chasers: Exposed! (Surprise pairing, PG, 2456 words)
Ces called it: "Gotcher nose, fandom."

Shameless (John/Rodney, NC-17, 337 words)
Mysteriously appearing porn: best of all porns.

Take It Like a Man (John/Rodney), NC-17, 1742 words)
Honestly, [personal profile] helens78 is completely to blame.

Just Might Get It (John/Rodney, OMC/OFC, NC-17, 2541 words)
Lord how I fretted over this story.

the world is gonna bend (John/Rodney, Weir/Caldwell, Ronon/Radek, NC-17, 2700 words)
Hearts and flowers and puppies and D/s AU. As it should be.

my teenage dream tonight (Weir/OFC, NC-17, 1258 words)
Man, OTT D/s AU Weir really can't catch a break sometimes.

Past the Last Exit (John/Mer, R, 1388 words)
And this is where The Goddamned Genderswap went "blehhh" and spilled itself all over my journal.

Sleepwalk Dance (John/Mer, G, 922 words)
Sad John and Mer in bread aisle. :(

Dazzling Blue (John/Mer, NC-17, 2960 words)
Mmm, extra possessive blue!John. Delicious.

Nothing Like the Brain (John/Mer, PG-13, 2949 words)
Because fuck you, Brainstorm.

Rewind That Back (John/Mer, NC-17, 4952 words)
I write, like, an unhealthy amount of stories about people losing their virginities.

No Matter Which Route Home We Take (Gen, PG, 1294 words)
On the theme of cleaning my hard drive. And also sad.

Partible (Teyla/Everyone, G, 1326 words)
Oh, cultural relativity.

Lion Tamer (John/Rodney, NC-17, 2154 words)
Colonel Sadist: we like him any way we can get him. Or he can get us.

The Days of Miracle and Wonder (John/Nancy, John/Rodney, PG, 4619 words)
Alternate realities = the best realities, y/mfy?

Beautiful As Southern Skies (Teyla/Woolsey, R, 1427 words)
For mikes_grr for sga_santa. Awww. This one really does have hearts and puppies.

can't take a good day without a bad one (John/Rodney, R, 787 words)
I'm not entirely sure what this is. Like, more than usual.

Up to 100% Off (John/Rodney, Rodney/everyone, NR, 285 words)
Any story that starts "So I was reading Groupon" is bound to be comedy gold/a catastrophe.

The Usual Suspects (1 story)

Find You In a Crowded Room (Keaton/Keyser Soze, NC-17, 592 words)
This, oddly, has far fewer spoilers than one would expect.

X-Men: First Class (22 stories)

shake this shadow land (Erik/Mystique, Mystique/Azazel, R, 1090 words)

wanna take a ride on your disco stick (Erik/Mystique/Angel, NC-17, 1063 words)
For [personal profile] coffeesuperhero who, of course, put me up to it.

your laughter is my light (Gen, G, 867 words)
This series was, like, never meant to be a series. And then all of a sudden, poof! It was.

ring around the lake (Gen, G, 1153 words)
And then it just kept going.

all the people mobilize (Gen, G, 1017 words)
And going. But in my defense, it stopped here for, like, three months.

Go the Fuck to Sleep (Erik/Charles, NC-17, 1783 words)
And then the Erik/Charles started, and everything REALLY went downhill.

quietly melt down (Erik/Charles, NC-17, 1490 words)
First stop: consent play. Where else would it be, coming from me?

stand quite still (Erik/Charles, NC-17, 1491 words)
Consent play for everyone! Everyone tops!

Flip You for It (Erik/Charles, NC-17, 970 words)
Sexy wrestling. Is there another kind?

Before (Charles/Raven, R, 234 words)
For [personal profile] cesare. Another dangerous trend begins: Charles/Raven.

Road Rash (Erik/Charles, Charles/OMC, NC-17, 2104 words)
The best thing in this story, tbh, is Erik telling Charles, "Use your words."

Blackout (Charles/quite a lot of people, NC-17, 1962 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. It will never, ever have another title in my mind other than How Charles Xavier Fucked His Way Around the World.

Need (Charles/Raven, Erik, NC-17, 558 words)
Some John Farr AU for [personal profile] dreamwaffles. Forced mating and creeper!Erik, what could be finer?

Tint (Erik/Mystique/Charles, R, 253 words)
For [personal profile] cesare. If there's a sexy way to use a power, by god we will find it.

Found (Erik/Charles, Charles/Raven, NC-17, 1030 words)
Wrong and sexy: two great tastes that taste great together!

spinning in his grip (Erik/Charles, NC-17, 4123 words)
For [personal profile] mrkinch for [community profile] aau. MIND CONTROL ALL THE THINGS

sparkle and fade (Erik/Charles, Erik/Raven, NC-17, 6568 words)
This is EASILY the saddest thing I wrote all year, as well as the thing I wrote the fastest all year. BABY ERIK, BABY CHARLES, BABY RAVEN, WHY

Loud and Clear (Charles/Raven, NC-17, 3431 words)
Timelines? What timelines?

The Disk (Erik/Darwin, NC-17, 2529 words)

roaring into firelight (Gen, PG, 1418 words)
Q: How many action sequences can I write without writing any combat?

nothing left to polarize (Erik/Mystique, PG, 1473 words)
A: All of them.

Paper-Mache (Erik/Charles, G, 383 words)
I'm sure there's a way for Charles and Erik to be happy. IDK what is is, though.

Crossovers (2 stories)

Marvel 616/X-Men: First Class/X-Men: The Last Stand

Restoration (Magneto/Mystique, PG, 1188 words)
You guys, at some point I put on my Erik/Mystique tinhat, and it has become PERMANENTLY AFFIXED TO MY BRAIN. I REGRET NOTHING.

Metalocalypse/Stargate Atlantis

go big or go home (Dethklok/John Sheppard, NC-17, 1719 words)
For [community profile] kink_bingo. I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING.

94 stories

152301 words

50 pairings
Quite a lot of gen stories

10 G-rated stories
11 PG-rated stories
4 PG-13 stories
11 R-rated stories
59 NC-17 stories

1 blackout at [community profile] kink_bingo

My favourite story this year (of my own): It might well be Eight Days. That's a story that lived with me for a long, long time, and so much of my heart is in it, and it is exactly what I want it to be.

My best story this year: I think it's probably Ganymede's New Groove (The Erastes Expansion). It definitely has the best title. Experiment No. 564 is right up there with it.

Most successful fic: Go the Fuck to Sleep, hands down, no question. Possibly my most successful story ever.

Story most tragically underappreciated by the universe, in my opinion: Seriously, though, where are the other Erik/Mystique fans? I know there must be some. There are at least, like, four, because somebody is leaving these kudos. In that vein, I have to say sparkle and fade. Where all my angst fans at?

Most fun story: Maybe Tomorrow We Die. Because nothing is as epic as Pickles and Skwisgaar getting drunk in public and fucking around a little.

Most sexy story: I'm partial to Loud and Clear myself. Experiment No. 564 is another. Also, the new chapters of Proclivities. So, like, everything.

Story with single sexiest moment: Sorry, I'll Come in Again, for this:
He's wearing all black, right up to his sunglasses, and leaning lazily against the wall on the other side of the door. "Hey there, doc," he drawls, pushing away from it.

"W-what are you doing here?" Rodney sputters. "You're not-"

"Relax," he says. "I know what you're here for."

"I don't know what the hell you're talking about," Rodney insists.

He snorts. "Sure you don't. Why don't you make yourself comfortable?" he says, tilting his head at the big bed across the room.

"I'm leaving," Rodney tells him, but he doesn't move an inch.

"I said-" and the way he flips his switchblade open is unbearably theatrical, but that doesn't mean it doesn't make Rodney's mouth go dry and his dick harden in his pants- "get on the bed."

Oh, this place is so worth what Rodney pays for it.


Most unintentionally *telling* story: Ahahaha, that would be the key that got lost. Because I am touched in the head.

Story that shifted my own perceptions of the characters: Safe From Harm. It's a very different Charles, one who's not the super-confident sex master he ends up being a lot of the time (at least in Charles/Pickles stories).

Hardest story to write: Either M9J-203 or sparkle and fade. They're similar in that I wrote the first 6000 words of both of them (which was all of sparkle and fade) in, like, two days, but everything else was hard. M9J-203 almost didn't get finished at all, and I only got through sparkle and fade with a lot of Write or Die and a lot of crying.

Worst story: You know, this is a year that I can honestly say that there's no story that I'd like to unwrite. I'm proud of all my babies this year.

Easiest story to write: The whole OTT Lady Gaga D/s AU was super-easy. Once I got over myself and posted the first story- which sat on my hard drive for over a year- it was smooth sailing after that.

Story I’d like to revise: I think the end of Desperation Song could be better, but for the life of me, I have no idea how else it would go.

Story I didn’t write but will at some point, I swear: I'm officially taking this question out. Every year I'm all OH GOD I AM BURIED IN PWPS. And guess what? I AM BURIED IN PWPS.

Final thoughts: Oh my actual god that is a lot of stories. I have beaten my own story count AND my own word count, which is absolutely strange, because the previous winner (2009) had Nice Place to Visit in it, which is, y'know, 42k words.

But I think I made a good showing, all things considered. So many stories. Sooo many of them. ::falls over::

Now to the podfic roundup. But not today. Probably not this week. If I see another HTML tag right now I will absolutely throw up.


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3rd-Jan-2012 10:17 pm (UTC)
So, I greatly enjoyed all three Doctor Who stories once I knew who those people were, mid season five or so. And then Things happened, and it wasn't for several days until I fully thought through those stories, and then Things, and then those stories...and made some faces. Thanks, show :(
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